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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The actual fuck. Is this why all games platforms are online-first now? Just for tracking

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

those aren't games they're money pits

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

just how i like it

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 1 month ago

There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

[–] Glasgow@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell "Stadia" correctly!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon ain't got no alibi? Does that mean they're U G L Y?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

"they never said I played good games sir."

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn't be surprising.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. What's Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc...? I've never heard of any of those either

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What does Xbox have?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Xbox has....halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I'd say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It's a picture of a bug on code?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I'd say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.