It’s usually pretty easy to buy gas with pictures of apes
Wtf did you just copy and paste my wallet? Stop right there criminal scum
You wouldn't download a dollar bill... would you?
Not a million years! I downloaded the $100 and $50 bills, respectively.
You have $188? Show-off
Hey! Those are great apes, man. Let’s not minimize them.
Wow, haven't seen a $2 bill in ages.
We need to bring them back, lots of things are $1.xx, and very few things are under $1. If anything, we should get rid of the $1 bill and mint more $1 coins.
This sent me down a rabbit hole wondering why I haven't seen one in so long. This in particular was interesting to me:
Because the last time I remember seeing one was as a kid in the 80s at the Army base in Grafenwoehr, Germany - I found it on the floor of the small arcade in the cafeteria there. That was worth 8 video game plays!
What did he expect when using a lossy format like JPEG?
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