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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

The oldest known container: github.com/bib/Jonah/Dockerfile

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago

I'm a proud owner of several "It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night" awards.

[–] Memetic@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This image is from here: https://github.com/Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements

They’re all great. I’m definitely an Arborist.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

That's just a list of sins.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I used to work in local television news production and one of the most common occurrences was something not working, someone calling engineering, and then it starting to work when the engineer walked in the room.

[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 35 points 8 hours ago

Fear will keep them in line.

[–] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Happened today with a password prompt. He didn't think he could type the wrong password 3 times.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 9 hours ago

That's a universal magic trick, it applies to every industry and situation imaginable.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 20 points 8 hours ago

I have this a a sticker. I also have my machine always ready to ship to the client, if they will kindly return the previous one.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago