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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 138 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

I always hate it when that happens

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the β€œMy name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Why censor your own words? It's not like you're not saying them.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? πŸ€”

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I'll have what he's having!