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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] otacon239@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] pacjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

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[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i have chaotic neutral right now -- would it be insane to have the middle monitor be vertical then the side be horizontal? i usually use the horizontal for videos or sports but that makes more sense off to the side, then vertical is great for scrolling

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's how I run my work setup. Ide on center monitor, documentation on the right, media and chat on the left.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have chaotic neutral setup for quite a while. Like 15 years lol. The vertical started out as a monitor for the Photoshop palettes and this kind of stuff. Then it became the monitor for checking websites in 1024px and nowadays it's mostly terminal windows. I love to have a great scope of output in the viewport.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lawfull good but got the laptop screen in the middle below

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