Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Have the same story but from two different perspectives!

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[–] Nemo@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hallelujah, nothing's wrong with me. Hallelujah, something's got to give.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when the men raining down give you confusing feelings about your sexuality

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then the splat makes you question your life choices...

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'd say you at least made better choices than the dude on the pavement.

[–] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since you know you need it:

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Didn’t know that.

How did I not know that?

It’s exactly as expected!