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The man that sleeps with a machete is also a crack shot with a dildo. Be warned.
Everything is a dildo if you're not a wuss.
When you sleep near Clarkson and Hammond you learn to arm yourself
I mean if you and the machete love each other I think it's fine to sleep together
You hope it's only one night.
#wordstoliveby
I saw a homeless woman that would sleep with a machete in her boot. I thought it was smart cuz people will try to go through their pockets while they sleep, but not hers.
Which one?
Tomorrow
Randy Quaid!?
It’s from top gear. James may.
James may, but can Richard funk??
Dang, closer than I thought.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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