Back fell off
Is that typical?
No, not at all. Typically they're built so the front falls off.
But not this one?
Well, this one was obviously built backwards.
It might also be outside the environment.
Rigorous maritime requirements one might say
Tape doesn’t come out unless someone died, homie lyin; if that shit happened he’s either be in a body bag or custody
It might not be their own crash. Just a crash that snarled up traffic to drive around.
Tendies are unrecoverable
Unless he had a side side gig delivering crime scene tape.
it's wild how much you can fuck up a car with just a lasso
If you're Wonder Woman maybe..
Ok but my pizza is getting cold
Where's my diet Dr. Kelp??
Soo, like… 20 more minutes or what? Do I get a partial refund then?
No refund 😢
R u ded
No excuses, 1 star.
Come on now. That's no excuse. I still see wheels and a seat.
:(
Oof...
Funny
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