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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"You look like a lifeguard" made my friend spit his drink out with that one

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

"If you enter a room it feels like someone was leaving" - but in an ironic way.

[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

That I'm a gay n word. Like, I am neither so what's up with that? He quickly biked off and I couldn't get him to clarify.

[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That might have been a reference to a very old Slashdot meme, ca. 2002. Sometimes those words were combined; there was a movie with the words + "from outer space"; and there was a trolling group GNAA.

Now, is that what they were going for? Only you can answer that. It's a pretty deep cut into a pretty nerdy corner of the Internet.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I have heard having autism being used as an insult

The strange part is that, even though i have autism and the person saying that insult knows that i have, i have never been called that, even avoiding to tell other people if asked

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Look at you! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic, if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothing!"

I, uh...

[-] small44@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Kill yourself sound so weird to me

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I like "mouth breather" from Stranger Things it has the right sound and pacing to make a good insult but doubles back as a wtf thinker moment. In an emo moment where the person wants to auto respond to everything in argument, it is funny to manipulatively force them to deny it, then call them out on how stupid they are for saying they do not breathe.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

… then call them out on how stupid they are for saying they do not breathe.

Either you’re a mouth breather yourself or you’re a Fallout ghoul or something.

Also the amount of times I heard people called mouth breathers when I was in the Corps is off the charts.

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a case of the crayon-eater calling the mouth-breather stupid..

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Hahahhahahhahahahhahshajhahahahahhashahhaahahahahahahahhaha what a funny, original joke! I’ve never heard that before, not even a single time in my entire life! You should do standup!

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Damn, did I touch a nerve?

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, are you actually a person and not ai?

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is that supposed to be the strange insult?

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I mean it was such a low effort joke i just thought you were an ai bot at first.

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[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Given:

You lack the capacity to experience imposter syndrome.

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