How someone can keep a straight face in such bulbous pants I cannot understand.
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Because people in this industry spend all day huffing their own farts.
This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.
Money 💰💰
Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:
How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?
... FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that 'formal, avante garde, clown style' has just been invented.
... The fucking jacket doesn't even fit his arm length well.
God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.
How can you walk up and down a catwalk wearing this without laughing?
Those airtight latex pants seemed like a good idea until the model farted.
Judging by the weight of it, I'd say it was a little more than a fart.
But how can you actually walk in these? Bow knees? I need a video to see how its possible since the bulbs would block each other with every step.
Swing the whole leg in a gentle arc, by the look of it.
Indeed, and spread your legs, lol. Thanks for finding that video, I couldn't have done it myself.
When you shit your pants every day for a month straight
Me mining in Tears of the Kingdom.
That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER
Testicular torsion or epididymitis?
I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month
Holy shit, I regret asking questions and I even more regret reading that. Thank you for tonight's nightmare.
LOL welp the way she goes, the fucking way she goes
Does this already count as inflation art lmao
Fly with me! 😜😄.. no wait, how does it go?
Oh yeah
Let me show you the world....
Babe, do you know where I left my waxed testicle pants...?
Oh wow. I just stumbled on this community and am now stoked!
I’m so tired of text on every picture. Just let things be funny!
It’s called fashion
Is that a penis?
If he falls over, he can't get back up because the feet can't touch the ground anymore
Medicham
Me every time I'd get out of the surf in my shitty fullsuit from a couple decades ago.
that's what happens in the Dune universe when the internal mechanisms of a stillsuit springs a leak.
Are these for sale and if so where?
I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.
Wtf