Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
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Large and Really large.
I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"
Large, little, light, ludicrous...
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
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Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
Whats the torque spec on these?
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.
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If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
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I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
Don't disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.
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I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."
Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.
LIGHT and REGULAR
Yes, but that's no fun.
Why not "rare" and "legendary"?
For when u got that doom 64 pussy
How did you get this photo of my ex?
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Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
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The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh
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It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don't worry, they both taste the same.
That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.
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It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.
The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.
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I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
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Its like Twix
You wouldn't get it
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
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Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
Large and regular?
Leaded and Regular (unleaded).
You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.
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Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
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