Rabbit Ring-Bearer : lotrmemes

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 months ago

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 29 points 2 months ago

with Daffy's beak eventually saying "You're despicable."

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"DeSPicable"

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yup, if Bugs is Frodo, Daffy must be Sam. Elmer Fudd can be Gollum.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I would pay good money to watch this. Bugs as Frodo. Porky as Sam. Daffy as Gollum. Marvin the Martian as Sauron. Foghorn Leghorn as Gandalf; Barnyard Dawg as Saruman. Elmer Fudd as Aragorn. Yakko and Wakko as Merry and Pippin. Hello Nurse as Eowyn.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Totally on board, but you can't have Yakko and Wakko without Dot.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yakko as Sam, Wakko and Dot as Merry and Pippin.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago

Marvin the Martian as Sauron.

"Earth shattering kaboom" feels rather apt here.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yosemite Sam could be the Balrog or Lertz.

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 months ago

I wanna see this version so bad now. Warner Bros please do something!

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They'll make it, preview audience will love it, some department president doesn't get it so it'll be shelved and never released for tax purposes.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

All copies burned, test audiences killed, graves salted over.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have they still not released Coyote vs ACME?

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

There's first going to be a meta Looney Tunes heist movie where the gang steals the movie from a WB vault (inside the water tower) for the audiences to see.

And it'll be unreleased too.

[-] Alkaseltzer028@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Yes. We need this!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

As Daffy plummets he mutters "it's mine. all mine." The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. "th th th That's all folks!" Fade to black. There are no credits.

[-] WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

He melts down to just his bill which floats next to the ring and mutters “you’re despicable.”

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Daffy's ethereal spirit shows up in Valinor complaining that he can only destroy the One Ring once.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he mutters "it's mine. all mine."

I want to hear Daffy or Sylvester saying "my precious!" at least once during the movie

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I would love to hear him say it too but canonically it was "It's mine. All mine!"

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I got the reference. I just think it would be funny if one of the characters with a lisp would be the one to say "precious".

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine Porky Pig as Gollum.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

They left out Weathertop.

When Bugs runs into the Nazgul, he goes into Nazgul drag and seduces the Witch King. He steps around the corner, drops a handkerchief, and calls out yoohoo at the Nazgul, who all start drooling and tumbling over themselves to pick up the handkerchief. Bugs walks passed them, giving each one a little attention and in the process ties their shoes together. After making it around all of them, he drops the handkerchief again and all the Nazgul fight over it, while Bugs zips off the tower leaving his drag clothes behind. One of the Nazgul realizes they were tricked and they all trip over their shoes tied together.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I world watch the hell out of this cartoon.

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Warner Bros owns both the rights to the LotR movies, and Looney Tunes. It can happen.

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna get high then come back and read this

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I'd totally watch that.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah, you want Droopy on this job, not Bugs.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

There's a Speedy Gonzalez version that's about 90% credits.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No, you don't want to mix depression with psychosis.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

They did Robin Hood, why not LotR?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think because of copyright stuff. Once LOTR is public domain, it's free game

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Won't Bugs Bunny go into the public domain before LotR does?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

actually yes, there are actually some loony toons episodes which are currently in the public domain. So the only thing keeping this from happening is the will to do so.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Considering that this is goofy enough to be a parody, it's fair game now.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Does Warner still hold the film rights of LotR? If so, this is entirely within their reach

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

still a better love story than twilight.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Better writing than 95% of movies that came out in the last 10 years.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

LOTR's shaky copyright in the US could have made this happen for real. We came so close.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

All of this starts with a slow pan across Hobbiton's doors, ending at Bugs with a rabbit-hole and a chaise-longue. Some wizard stands in his sunlight, asking where he can find Bag End, and Bugs hassles him so hard he gets stuck hosting thirteen Elmers Fudd.

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