Toothbrush steward, because we have to share just one because no personal property
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I keep telling them I want to supervise a pit, but they keep telling me I have to be a poet
as much as i would like to be the cute trans librarian there also needs to be a strong agricultural workforce in order to make shit work so I guess Ill work the fields, ill bring my copy of Four Season Harvest though! it could be really cool!
I'd like to play music, although that's not job-y. I like cooking, I'd be willing to do menial grunt work. Already do that.
i say there's room in the compound for musicians and other entertainers. let there be joy
Professor
(Antiwork joke aside, I'll probably end up doing a lot of dishes and occasionally fixing things)
My post-apocalyptic commune fantasy has been to be the gruff older guy who's secretly a softie, who fixes machines and gadgets, or build new ones out of scrap that the young whippersnappers haul back to the commune.
I'm the cook. My specialties are delicious hearty meals and hormones.
Cooking and massage, maybe some wood/metal working on the side
If possible, I'd love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people's rewriter in rust.
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Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside
hard laborer
i can reinstall windows or macos for you
i also give great massages
Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
Propaganda poster artist
I want to be a court jester but a court woke scold
I could probably look after potable water supply also, but really once you get the biosand setup going its pretty hands off so after a few months I'd be able to focus on woke scolding
pinball
Linux Distribution Maintainer (I occasionally edit a NixOS config file)
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I want to just be nice to everyone and brighten their day, and help them with anything they might need. Need someone to help dig a hole? Hit me up. Need someone to vent about whatever to? Gimme a call.
closet liberal
Spreadsheet maker
Layabout
Cook.
I like cooking and gardening. That or I could brush up on that water degree and treat shit.
I recently did a water treatment plant for a hospital's sanitary water supply! Let's team up!
I can bake a mean loaf of bread.
Idk... anything needed is anything needed
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it's entirely my choice - I'll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
Unironically I'd love to help the cooking comrades.
However if we needed a teacher for writing or other humanities stuff I could cover that.
I could also work in the 
gulag as a friend for coop play.
Assistant trailer park supervisor