The whole Looper premise doesn't make sense.

Criminals in the future send people back in time to get whacked. If you get an abnormally large payout, that means you whacked your future self and are now retired.

Why have someone kill themselves with a large payoff? Why retire them? If they're retired in the future, why have them killed?

You have present day hitmen, A, B, and C. Future victims, a, b, and c.

A -> a, B -> b, C -> c results in stupid large payouts and retired killers.

A -> b, B -> c, C -> a has normal payoffs and no retirements.

Still doesn't explain why you wanted a, b, and c dead in the first place.

Looper is a great LOOKING movie, those shotguns were on point! Just don't go thinking about it for more than 5 minutes.

I was completely on Michael's side through that whole story. When Phyllis called him numb nuts, I think any other manager would have fired her ass. But they treat Michael like shit sometimes cause he's so forgiving.

Also after the Michael Scott paper company when Phyllis is crying that Michael claimed they were family but went after their customers, yeah Phillis? And what did you guys say when Michael treated you as family? You scoffed at him and brushed him off. So fuck you. Also hate how when you get a new customer you "got a new customer" but when you lose a customer it's "they STOLE the customer". There's no stealing here buddy, just a better salesperson