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Pie pie pie pie pie pie
Or dump cake
Get a spoon and dig in.
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pumpkin ice cream; pumpkin soup; pumpkin bread; pumpkin cake; pumpkin donuts; pumpkin candy/taffy.
smell it immediately after you open it to make sure it hasn't gone bad and; unless the can was dented badly it's likely to be edible.
So many pumpkin ideas I'd never considered tbh. All of these sound delicious. 
Hide on an overpass and throw the cans at cop cars driving by
Make Pumpkin Spice latte with real pumpkin 
throw them at cops
Lmao that's exactly what I was going to say
It's in 2 lb cans, not as throwable as soup
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Potato cannon
give it to the birds the birds will enjoy it yum yum canned pumpkin
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Pumpkin soup always hits right at this time of year (presuming you live somewhere it's currently autumn)
if it's good to eat you can make a baked pumpkin polenta
It's compost at this point.
I've eaten many, many canned goods that were years past their expiration date, and would never have been able to tell. Obviously depends on storage conditions, but I suspect it's perfectly good.
Some sources are saying that canned pumpkin can be safe to eat up to 10 years past the expiration date, although it might not taste as good.
According to the USDA, if your canned food is stored in a cool, dry place and is in good condition, then the contents inside should be perfectly fine to eat. This means that there are no dents, swelling or rust on the can. So if your unopened can of pumpkin puree looks spotless, it should be safe to eat regardless of its expiration date. Keep in mind: this doesn't mean that the taste, texture or nutrition will be the same as a non-expired can, as these are qualities that decline over time. If your pumpkin puree smells or looks off, it's best to trust your gut and throw it away. Bacteria may have entered the can through unnoticed abrasions, causing the contents inside to spoil.
Good info. You eat it, I'm not going to.
I second this. Add some red wiggler worms. They will quickly digest it into usable castings for plant food.
bathe in it
Throw it at other pumpkins
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