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It would be a better world.
You wake up 8 hours later
"Meter's runnin, that'll be $11,245.05"
And that's the taxi driver's debt collection agency the next day:
I always forget that DeNiro wasn't born fat and old
DeNiro was a real badass when he was younger. But when he was younger was 60 years ago, so unless you're a film buff, you won't have seen most of his movies from his younger years.
Slightly open your eyes ... pull up the comforter even tighter and go back to sleep like a fresh toasty warm cinnamon bun.
Decades ago I got really drunk at an undergrad "pirate party" drinking way too much rum too quickly. I don't have many memories of my trip home, but I remember a lucid moment when I passed the cabbie an extra $20 and said: please make sure I make it inside.
I woke up the next morning naked in my bed, somewhat alarmed. But rather than turning out badly, I discovered that I had stripped out of my puke-covered clothes after entering my apartment, leaving the pile behind the front door (in such a way that only I could have come through the door). I guess drunk me was trying not to spread the puke.
Thanks cabbie. And I hope I didn't puke on you.
As full grown adults .... most of us still feel this way and in an unjudgemental world, we probably wouldn't mind a service like this.
Meals on wheels excepts it’s grandmas delivering home cooked meals and tucking you in.
You just need to ask your Uber driver.
I don't want to be put in some Taxi driver's bed!... And he's kissing me? No thanks.
I'm so starved for physical affection I'd go for it
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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