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[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 258 points 1 week ago

Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

That, or try breaking his arms.

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago

This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they're being violated.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 84 points 1 week ago

$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago

Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Almost exactly, yeah

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"All those women feeding him"

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.

Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

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[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I gave up and found a boyfriend. I'm not even kidding. I'm like...90% lesbian though.

[-] GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

But I don't wanna

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. "But why don't you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!"

(Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

That's called being bi my fellow gril

As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Fair, but I really don't consider myself bi. I like women and I like my boyfriend haha.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Isn't this situation how the term incel was coined? Like, it was a lesbian who could not get a girlfriend, and eventually started saying she was involuntarily celibate, which got shortened to incel?

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

They're a 4channer. So they probably don't smell all that great.

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

Anon could be autistic

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago
[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Time for reform

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom

Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app

Or his sisters. Anon has options.

What no male role models does to a mf.

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 15 points 1 week ago

I'm kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days.. do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

In the same vein I'm shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said "majority" with no indication that the father wasn't around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I think you misinterpreted some or most of the downvotes. The problem seems to be the role model that they did find.

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

The down votes are out of line. There's a reason why toxic masculinity exists, and that's poor or no male role models worth a damn. In the case of dating, it's good to have input from both men and women so you can PID your approach and not come off as some dweeb.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

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