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[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who would downvote the Swiss Guard? All they do is provide selfie opportunities since 1527. They're politically neutral. They promote elegant men's tactical clothing. SMH

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention the halberds are ceremonial. They have MP5As strapped on their backs.

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Teens in 1527: Yo lemme catch a selfie with the Guard lmao

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine a Special Forces squad just tactically shanking the enemy with halberds as they clear the building.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Halberds and riot shields in a spartan phalanx

[–] BloodyFable@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The Sisters of Battle want You!

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why use assault rifles when you can just nuke the shit out of them with the God beam. Jewish space laser my ass, Vatican has God ray powered by abused children.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god pokes his radiant beard out from behind the clouds, instantly vaporizing the unworthy in the face of his glory

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Indeed. Don't underestimate the old Italian women who live there, either. They may bite. RIP Oriana Fallaci and the Garibaldi idealists.

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Halberds are the pinnacle of melee combat.

[–] Mysiu666@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm here to spread based Polish propaganda.