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[-] superkret@feddit.org 173 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  1. How is gender and race at all relevant for this joke?
  2. How is that picture appropriate for a professional networking site?
  3. Also, what did the dude google to find that picture?
[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago
  1. The point of the joke is the rich man is racist and/or misogynistic.

  2. It’s just a picture of a woman?

  3. Probably something horny and vaguely racist.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 48 points 2 months ago
  1. It's pretty obviously a casting-couch-type picture.
[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Yep. Last time I heard this joke, it was about a Jewish owner and an antisemite buying the drinks. And I think you're spot on with #3.

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Race is relevant because it's the point of the joke (he's racist, but his racism is foiled). Gender isn't relevant. The picture is what makes this dude a lunatic. If I saw this shit and I worked with him I'd forward it to HR with the note "hey just file this one away, you don't need to act on it right now but you're definitely gonna want this receipt sooner or later".

[-] Repelle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What in the joke makes him racist but not misogynistic?

There’s nothing in the joke saying she’s either the only black person or the only woman in the bar. In fact you could say that there’s more pointing to him being misogynistic in that he says “this woman” and not “this black person”.

To me it reads as both

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I refuse to believe that you don't already know the answers to 1 and 2 and that you don't have an inkling about 3

[-] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 2 months ago

this is supposed to be one of those "take that, racist prick" stories. these are pretty common

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
  1. Restaurant/bar owner black ladies called Albert Einstein. Its the first result on google image search.
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Where does the bus driver fit in this story though?

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

How is gender and race at all relevant for this joke?

The story itself isn't a joke. The linkedin salesman guy wrote a stupid story about an unrealistically obnoxious rich guy who trips over his own racism.

How is that picture appropriate for a professional networking site?

Maybe he's targeting people who look like that. The [guy who is rude to my target demographic] is quietly pwned by [my target demographic] (Now they will buy my product).

Also, what did the dude google to find that picture?

Ask him? His name is on the image.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The story is a joke. Literally. The version I herd decades ago was a guy keeps buying for everybody but the Jew at a table who ends up owning the bar.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

3, beautiful woman on leather chair glows like an angel

Duh

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

This is a variation on an old joke. The way I heard it originally, it was a Jew that owned the bar and the bigoted customer was an antisemite.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Who gives a shit about any of that since this was literally stolen from the opening scene of crazy rich Asians.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Isn't it supposed to be like those riddles where the answer is that the doctor's a woman?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
  1. Gotchas are better if the guy who got got is bad.
  2. It's not.
  3. "All the way black girl"
[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 139 points 2 months ago

When you want to write an interracial, humiliation-kink erotica but you only know how to post on LinkedIn.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 81 points 2 months ago

i like how the bar turned into a restaurant

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 22 points 2 months ago

He was in the bar for a looong time.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

If you're that rich, they will just let you turn a bar into a restaurant

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

In the UK you can buy food there

[-] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

You can buy food in the UK now? They've came along way

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 7 points 2 months ago

just because they call it food ; doesn't mean that it is food.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Aye but we consider it a luxury

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[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

A bar is technically a restaurant I think. At least I feel the terminology can be vaguely applied.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Where I live any establishment that serves alcohol to be consumed on premises must also serve some sort of food option to go with it. So by that token, all bars are restaurants here.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah up until a couple years ago my state had a requirement that any business that made more than 70% of its income from sales of alcohol were required to be private clubs with memberships. Which is why so many bars and pool halls had a dusty clipboard with "guest sign-in sheets" near the door that everyone ignored. Like many things, this didn't survive the pandemic.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 70 points 2 months ago
[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago
[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 33 points 2 months ago

That model is beautiful. Who is she?

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Hey guys, I found the restaurant owner

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 2 months ago

She's the owner of the restaurant, duh.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago
[-] asqapro@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago

From reddit: https://www.instagram.com/p/B3aERIZg2Fp/ (ririshanpriel is tagged)

People claimed that she didn’t have much of an internet presence beyond her instagram and an unused TikTok account.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

anok yai, maybe

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I should design a userscript that completely removes the "social" feed of LinkedIn. Then I might actually use it, without being bombarded by the weirdest narcissistic attention seeking behavior I've ever seen.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Good on ya. I think I would rather literally be hunted by dogs than engage with LinkedIn as a serious platform.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I just don’t scroll through the feed at all. I spend around 5 minutes on linkedin in a week just to check connection requests and that’s all my usage.

[-] drd@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For now anyway you can use ublock to blow away:

  • the promoted inane shit
  • this fucker liked this inane thing
  • et al

Use the picker to select the element for the promoted and step up until you find ="promoted" in the selector. This works for the other bullshit they try and shove down your throat and your feed will be 98% less shitty.

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago

Wow, I did NOT expect that story after seeing the picture. Doesn’t seem related.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Was the man's name JD Vance?

Also, are we supposed to believe that someone is not buying the lady pictured here a drink??

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Well shes just kinda crouching in the corner quietly judgeing everyone with an un happy look. Then says thank you whenever someone buys something. I wouldve stayed clear of her too.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

"the rich man boobied the black boobies"

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

There needs to be an !upvotedbecauseboobs

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Suddenly I got this urge for chocolate. Weird.

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