The duo famously wanted by the FBI for domestic terrorism against an informant have fled to Russia only to be welcomed with open arms by Putin.

"This is an alarming turn of events" says senior fellow with the National Endowment for Democracy Mikhail Klobb, "these two terrorists know secrets about the government that only a true murderous psychopath could know." Klobb told Hexbear 3 News reporter SorosFootSoldier.