I remember the days when i was hyped on all things from Squaresoft even those that i wouldn't touch with 10 meter stick now.
Kingdom Hearts is one thing i didn't touch with a 10 meter stick even then.
Everyone get a load of this nerd who hasn't even played Kingdom Hearts 192.168.0.1/368/Darkness and Knuckles for the Nintendo VirtualBoy.
I got it as a kid because Donald Duck was in it (and also Sephiroth)
As a fan of the comic versions of the duck characters kid me came away sorely disappointed 
Well, disney character were a reason why i didn't wanted it. I mildly dislike classic disney characters but any crossover of them with something from entirely different aesthetics for me is dissonance akin to nails on a chalkboard or surprise brick in glass window.
This site will be very normal when Zootopia is added to KH4
Fun fact about Kingdom Hearts 2: When you go to the lion king world, Nala is more well animated than any other character there, including Sora and Simba. Someone worked very hard to make sure that this incredibly minor character in the grand scheme of the game is very well animated.
Wonder if someone actually put effort into this ordering or if it's just nonsense
Well it omits several games so I’d say that’s pretty serious
You must amend it, good doctor
Luckily, the Kingdom Hearts timeline is much more… wibbley wobbly than this.
^quack^
Looks like noone noticed my favorite part
spoiler
"You have to FAIL the Bechdel test"
I read the entire thing. I'm not really sure why tbh.
We did. The only time that two women spoke to one another in this thread, the discussion involved Charlie, Cloud, a duck, and Nicolás Maduro wielding the One and Only Keyblade.
Failure successful. 
Then after all that you read How To Read Donald Duck and that's when you understand the sheer horror of what Kingdom Hearts really is
Where does Super Smash Bros go in this?
"Darkness!"
Light!
lol that's a no from me dawg
what the FUCK is this?
Darkness within darkness.
darkness heart darkness heart heart darkness darkness is basically the extent of my understanding of the lore
If you add a "kairi" in there and keep going for 2 minutes you get the intro to the Riku fight in hollow bastion. Not that it's been engraved in my memories or anything.
would you say it's been engraved in your... CHAIN OF MEMORIES?
That's close enough to accurate that it's indistinguishable from the actual lore.
wonderful! i'm not looking to add another five years worth of content to my backlog
the new religion.
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