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submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A gummy bear! 🐻

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[-] SoggyBread@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Toothless isn't a bear, he's a dragon

[-] Boris_NotTooBadinoff@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Toothless says hi

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm shocked to realise that the kids who watched httyd in theaters as teens, are now (at least) the same age I was when I became a dad

[-] SoggyBread@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean it came out 13 years ago so...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What kind of bear eats hamburgers?

Bear Grylls.

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What kind of bear can breathe underwater?

Bear Gylls

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What kind of bear is a fan of Final Fantasy?

Bear Gils

[-] NegativeCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023

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