cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/18407005
Weevil time
A
Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.
Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.
What is wrong with you? If he wears it like A, he’d trip over it constantly.
Please get a psych evaluation.
That's only because he's wearing a comically oversized tie in this example. If he wasn't taking tie tips from a certain American politician then he'd be just fine.
He's obviously wearing his tie in the style of the giraffe weevil, regarding the length.
B
Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.
While you wait, this Marine Corps recruiter would like to have a few words.
I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck
C
Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.
Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.
Snoots and boots and kjoots