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How would a giraffe weevil wear a tie? (mander.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by TriflingToad@lemmy.world to c/weeviltime@sh.itjust.works
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[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

B

[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

While you wait, this Marine Corps recruiter would like to have a few words.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

A

Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

C

Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.