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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

[-] tiny_parking@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

How now, ground cow?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

Ground beef

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 4 days ago

Found the secret cow level.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[-] kalpol@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago

Picture of cows ear

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Cow leaf.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

What a strange and heartwarming tale.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago

How did the cow get in there though?

[-] pop@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 days ago

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Moobers?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

They were playing hide and seek

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[-] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Mooruk-Hai

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 14 points 5 days ago

... How

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

No, cow.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Always listen to your guy.

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 3 days ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

[-] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Uruk hai

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.