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Surprise!!! (lemmy.wtf)
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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 29 points 6 days ago
[-] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 6 days ago

Thank you for captioning it, I was about to ask questions.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

My mom works in the labor and delivery department at the local hospital. I won't say it's terribly common but, on several occasions, people have been brought in actively in labor but insist there is no possible way that they're pregnant. The mind boggles.

Unfortunately it is because of people like that that most hospitals insist on pregnancy testing every woman that comes in for anything regardless of what they say.

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 13 points 6 days ago

people like that

You mean people told their entire life that they are bad and not okay for having sex and then try to do everything in their power to deny reality and stave off the inevitable shame and harm that's going to be poured onto them by the people who are supposed to love and protect and teach them?

I think we should have some compassion for 'people like that' myself.

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

People are just dumb and uneducated. It's not usually people trying to hide it lolol.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

There used to be a whole TV show for that

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Were these people visibly pregnant and in denial or weren’t really showing?

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Some were one some were the other.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

I once got asked if I'm pregnant at a hospital. I don't have a uterus because I'm trans. I think maybe the doctors are being a little too careful

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Surprise! Turns out she's not pregnant and just needs to cut back on the beer and pork cracklin's.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

It's a DNA test.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 days ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

"I mean seriously, we just thought the beer and weed had REALLY taken to her gut!"

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

LOL

"see!! I told you it wasn't just gas!"

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Yay, my swollen belly isn't ascites from liver failure!"

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Looks like that dude from shameless. Or that restaurant show I don't care about.

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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