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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] merari42@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“She doesn’t remember it either!”

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?

Does this feel like a joke to you?

We're wasting all of our time right now.

... idk how long I could last, honestly.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why would this be hilarious?

Lives in Perth
12 kilometres away

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My Interests
Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The therapist would probably care little, you are still paying them. Maybe they would even try to see how long it takes you to notice that they already know and just doing it because they keep getting money

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As a therapist, I would immediately notice, but would instead use the opportunity to work through their need for attention from strangers and why they use pranks and humor to hide their true emotions. They're still paying me to help them, so I would. "Why do you feel like you need the excuse of a third person to dare going to therapy?"

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Internet points.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe they just thought it would be funny

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it is an expensive date/hobby

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cheaper than dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Edit: schedule date. Meet at coffee shop. Book a 1 hr appt. Spend the hour. Hit a bar with date to laugh/cry over drinks.

per person, or total?

[–] pearable@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

"I don't even know you. You're not the man I married 5 years ago."

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

Has there been an increase in useless circles lately?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

I'm a bit sick of how there are only like 9 bios in all the dating apps. This one is number 6. No creativity, no information about yourself, just copy something funny you saw somewhere.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Were they end up falling in love for real

Yes, that is generally how rom coms work

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thanks for the rwd circle, wouldnt have seen the text otherwise

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This one time I circled myself in a picture I sent someone because autism

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly want to do this but I live in the US.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting therapy isn't easy on this side of the pond either from what I've heard, but it's possible

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The famous multi-hemisphere diagonal pond. Yes I've heard of it

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago

They would probably notice immediately

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's a very select group of individuals who can pull it off. My friends tried and was sent on their way within 10 minutes. Unless the therapist is just interested is cashing out on the prank it may not go as intended

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alright ladies, my insurance will totally cover this 1x per week for an in network licensed family therapist,

Cause this sounds like a very good use of that benefit. You wanna talk about improved mental health. This will do it