Adult males*
I wouldn't try calling Legolas and/or Gimli a man
They're both men, but neither of them are Men.
Angry Merry noises
Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.
Plot twist: you're an orc.
Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.
Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.
Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.
I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov
(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)
For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.
Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.
Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.
The Lord of the rings memes communitiy on Lemmy. Share memes about Lord of the rings and be respectful.
