Why is this an Onion article? It is completely factual.

Proof:

“No one has been through what I’ve been through and I’ve been through a lot, trust me, more than you know,” said Trump, speaking with a heavy slur and sweating profusely. “They said I couldn’t be treated any worse, but I have, the worst ever, some say. These girls saying ‘ew’, they say ‘ew’ these days. Girls in my day, they didn’t say ‘ew’, they would say, ‘why do they call this plane the Lolita Express?’ And we’d say, ‘don’t worry about it, sweetheart.’ Never ‘ew’.’

“Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross."
(emphasis mine)

🤣🤣

Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”

lmao

Stock photos were so much better than AI crap for cheap header pictures

I find it fascinating that AI, with all the major tech corporations backing it, still can't handle hands.

I'm curious how she walks with those legs