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I can, I'm a police officer!
(youtube.com)
I was proceeding in a westerly direction at an appropriate speed for the road conditions when a wall jumped out at me. However, we won't be pressing charges for being negligent in charge of a wall in a public space.
There's a special place in hell for people who record video in portrait
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules: