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This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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A gang doing drugs on a street outside of a parking garage attached to Twitter, a very real thing that happens.
A gang that announces to Elon and the security staff that follow him, that they are in fact a gang.
Salute to the drug gang blockading twitter HQ
arm and materially support the drug gang blockading twitter HQ
Drug gang did a much better job of it than Laura Loomer.
Two black guys smoking cigarettes?
Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?
For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.
We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.
least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas
shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off
He’s deadnaming his own company
You are correct, but I think X is the deadname.
By doing the twitter/X thing he’s admitting that X is a horrible name that can’t stand on itself.
Even this man knows X is fucking joke.
cracker tweeting
didnt read lol
picture of asthmatic school children and their inhalers
Elon, gated.
He didn't have his Cyberguards execute them on sight? Skill issue.
If they're doing drugs why would they be interested in you folks? Do you have more drugs?
Oh Elon probably got a whole pharmacy worth of drugs on him
Nevertheless a USian politician will personally read this and increase the cop budget for another couple million.
You know, to stop the drug smoking gangs in front of the oligarch's corp office.
If only Gaddafi could have been around to funnel money to Drug Gang
Drug
🌩
Gang
One time a guy was smoking crack or meth or whatever standing right behind my car as I was trying to back out of a parking spot, I politely asked him to move so I could leave and he apologized for being in the way and stepped aside
Here's a picture of one of the gang members, DISGUSTING. Who's going to keep our white children safe?
i'm starting to think elon didn't even walk up to them to ask politely if they'd kindly stop blocking his egress
B-but they were urban and scary.
nevermind the fact that there's a high likelihood they were doing fent and no threat to anyone. If the story isn't completely made up that is
And the use of the word "gang" here is really peak white south african. Or just peak racist I guess. 4 people hanging out together on the street = gang.