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submitted 1 month ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/funnysigns@lemmy.world

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

🥚🥚✂️❗

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Don’t pee on the egg cutters?

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Do not piss here. I have cameras and will cut off your balls

Not sure what the sign is saying tho

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

something about scissoring eggs.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The automatic scissors robot will cut off your huevos

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

But then where will they store the pee?

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In the microplastics.

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

le mie uova!

[-] MrBadApple@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

Free vasectomy!

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dale Uevo !!

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024

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