tfw your VP won't introduce you to the young chaise lounge he knows
After they meet it wont be ~~chaise~~ chaste no longer.
POV: Secrets in the hall, ketchup on the wall, porn star telling all
~~Hall~~ Stall
That's some uncanny valley there. He looks like he's having an emotion that's not amphetamine-fueled impotent rage.
Constipation?
*covfefe maker
Despite the constant negative press
What the fuck is it advertising?
Trump sad, feel sorry for it.
I thought he was supposed to be a strong leader, not a wickle snowfwake?
He’s a strong leader who’s always fighting with everyone on his side and a constant victim losing every battle who everyone is against but it’s not his fault it’s cause everyone hates our Freedom™️.
Whichever one he currently is depends entirely on how it would make him look to the MAGAts.
tfw your assistant tells you the local McDonald's is out of chicky nuggies and hunny mussy
They all out of hamburders...
Nope, "Sad Clown" is already taken.
Weird, I normally like sad clown paintings.
My steak came out medium-well instead of hockey puck.
the ear looks chipped, although, it shouldn't
I heard the upper class folks dubbed this one
"cheeseburger ramifications"
tfw you order your piss steaming hot but it comes lukewarm
"...but Doctor, I AM Pagliacci..."
He looks so strong... like that turd that doesn't want to flush.
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