its somewhat astounding the mental hurdles these people will jump through. such detail, and yet, a complete moron.
I presume you stand-in for the fiction!
I’m an authorized rep, god damnit!
If I just discover the right secret words to say the law will no longer apply to me!
And also free money!
Is this now becoming judges' standard procedure for sovcits? Failure to show ID -> failure to appear -> warrant -> jail time -> rinse and repeat with escalating terms. Seems like the sure and steady way to make them extinct.
Shoulda hit em with the "ALL RIGHTS RESERVED" then they gotta let you go LMAO
“Yeah, I traveled drunk and I don’t have a “license” and yes I traveled over a straw man standing in the straw-way. But I said ‘No felon.’ So, not to put words in your mouth, but case dismissed.”
Compacity.
I've heard that if you threaten the judge it gets you a special kind of dismissal called "prison". /s
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