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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can get blood clots in your legs doing this.

You should get up and walk around every 15 minutes.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you telling me to walk around during my shit?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m trying to save your life.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's nice to know that I live in a time where Satan's maggoty cum fart is trying to save people's lives.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wasn't there a subreddit back in the day with this exact thing in mind? Crazy "offensive" name, with a wholesome comment...

[–] odium@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago

rimjobsteve iirc

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I’ve started reading a book instead, and I’ll usually get through maybe ten pages, then come to the end of the chapter, and it’s a natural place to stop. Helps me avoid sitting there for too long browsing dank memes (pronounced may-mays).

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I did 3 hours straight, how much you are?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Same when you get out of your car after an hour drive

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Me this week cuz I threw out my back picking up my chonky ass labrador.