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[–] Kashmir@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just buy like 10 apartments in New York.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sorry no, credit score is bad so we refuse to sell to you

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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[–] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

[–] Chakravanti@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

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[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.

[–] LemmyHead@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

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