Edging the demon core with a screwdriver is like lighting a match to get a better look at a stick of dynamite. It's embarrassing that it got two people this way.
edging
Well no wonder things got a little... dangerous~
Though I've never done so with a brick before.. or screwdriver for that matter..
You're missing out.
Brb going to the home maintenance store to buy some bricks
brick your pipi
According to some tellings it was the only way to get the needed measurements. They could have at least added a bit of shielding, though.
It absolutely wasn't. There are things as proper spacers they could've used, and shielding of course. This was laziness and a macho showing off. To his and his colleagues detriment
...whilst standing in the sticky remains of the person who'd been juggling the dynamite 9 months earlier.
Gimme that Boykisser keychain model RIGHT NOW!!
Don't see layer lines on the keychain. Maybe vape smoother. Nice detail if it was a print.
Ow my bones
My DNA is itchy
"Do you suffer from chromosomes? Try tickling the dragon's tail!"
Good thing I didn't like having skin anyhow
Do they feel gooey yet?
"accident"
"Fuckup" might be a neutral point of view, here.
No need for profanity. booboo sounds fitting.
Sir my client pleads oopsy daisy
Few events have been more deserving of profanity.
An oopsie, if you will
I’m a simple person. I see a dragon’s tail, I put on my cowboy boots and tickle it.
What are the boots for? 🤨
Anecdotally at least, Louis Slotin (one of the scientists associated with the demon core) had a penchant for wearing jeans and cowboy boots.
These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
And that's just what I'll do
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