It's wolves, i'm sitting besides the pack, cause it's impossible for me to sit beside ME!
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Depends if the guy has social skills. There's someone who recently joined at my work who seems to have some social development issues. He's perfectly intelligent, but has no apparent filter and discusses topics that aren't appropriate to discuss with people you don't really know (about his feelings in awkward ways). If it was someone like that, I'll take the wolves. If it's someone who can sense when I want to take a break, Linux guy and I probably have some common interests.
"You are inside 2 wolves"
Is number one an Arch user?
Well, as long as it's just a hungry pack of wolves and not a pack of hungry wolves.
Only 10 hours of talking about linux?
That's barely enough time to talk about best editor. Then there's best DE, best distro, best shell, Wayland vs X, systemd, whether sudo needs to be replaced, Nvidia vs AMD etc.
Inside me:
There must be an alternative, hmm...
14 werewolves...
it's just suspiciously perfect
What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I'll take the wolves
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Shouldn't they get back to their job of being inside people, in pairs?
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What OS do the wolves use? And are they there to crank their hogs?
So I get two seats to myself? Sweet!
Im gonna sit next to him with my headphones on so I can't hear him crying as I use chrome on my windows 11 laptop.
Laptop tries to reboot for 5th update of the day
I can't connect to the internet, Dave, I'm afraid I cannot allow you to start me up again
You try to ignore helpful tips from the guy next to you, pretending your headphones are still active.
You choke back tears as Windows had enough from your feeble attempts to boot and the power button stops doing anything.
I know whats wrong. Its this stupid adblock. Ill just turn it off.
I guess I'm not that guy. I use arch Linux (had to say it for the memes)but I like coding, drawing, learning new languages, photography, and I'm thinking about picking up calligraphy someday.
Well, as a feminist, Iβm choosing the wolves.
It'll be an Arch user so all I have to do is mention that I use Mint. That'll just make him glare at me angrily for the rest of the flight.