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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Super happy to be that Linux guy sitting by myself with no one to bother me while I'm getting things done.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 months ago

Depends if the guy has social skills. There's someone who recently joined at my work who seems to have some social development issues. He's perfectly intelligent, but has no apparent filter and discusses topics that aren't appropriate to discuss with people you don't really know (about his feelings in awkward ways). If it was someone like that, I'll take the wolves. If it's someone who can sense when I want to take a break, Linux guy and I probably have some common interests.

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

"You are inside 2 wolves"

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

Is number one an Arch user?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Well, as long as it's just a hungry pack of wolves and not a pack of hungry wolves.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 11 points 3 months ago

Who tf let a pack of wolves on to a plane?

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[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Only 10 hours of talking about linux?

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

There must be an alternative, hmm...

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Shouldn't they get back to their job of being inside people, in pairs?

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[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I'll take the wolves

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Inside me:

[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

14 werewolves...

it's just suspiciously perfect

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What OS do the wolves use? And are they there to crank their hogs?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Im gonna sit next to him with my headphones on so I can't hear him crying as I use chrome on my windows 11 laptop.

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Laptop tries to reboot for 5th update of the day

I can't connect to the internet, Dave, I'm afraid I cannot allow you to start me up again

You try to ignore helpful tips from the guy next to you, pretending your headphones are still active.

You choke back tears as Windows had enough from your feeble attempts to boot and the power button stops doing anything.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I know whats wrong. Its this stupid adblock. Ill just turn it off.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

So I get two seats to myself? Sweet!

[-] krnl386@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Well, as a feminist, I’m choosing the wolves.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It'll be an Arch user so all I have to do is mention that I use Mint. That'll just make him glare at me angrily for the rest of the flight.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I guess I'm not that guy. I use arch Linux (had to say it for the memes)but I like coding, drawing, learning new languages, photography, and I'm thinking about picking up calligraphy someday.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Only masochists run Arch.

I run Gentoo BTW.

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