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[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I see where they were going with this

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

~~BOY!~~ GIRL!

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 points 3 months ago

Was he vandalized too?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

That dog looks guilty as hell.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

He tried to stop her, but couldn't.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Every dog I've ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My dude lookin' like the surface of Europa.

[-] sbexpert@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Oh wow, that's awesome. I've been reading the 2001: A Space Odyssey trilogy, which centers around Jupiter and Europa, so this helps me visualize the moon! It's way more cracked with streaks of red than I imagined.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

Weeelll, to be fair, I think it's an enhanced image. Actual moon color is more subdued if I recall. But the enhanced images are always what come to mind for me ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Weren't there four books in that series?

[-] sbexpert@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You're right! 3001: The Final Odyssey. I only have the first three so I didn't realize there was a fourth. Thanks for mentioning it!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 3 months ago

Graffiti ain't vandalism. I stand by the defendant.

#freedoggo

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

How could you possibly not be woken up by this?

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 11 points 3 months ago

when you come home after a 10 hour shift and just fall on the couch and sleep so you can get up enough energy to eat dinner and kiss your wife

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 3 months ago

Where 10 hour shifts still are a thing.

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

oh in the united states they can legally work us to death it's capitalism++ over here

homie in the pic is wearing a Raiders jersey so probably in the states.

Doesn't mean that's the truth to the photo but it's an educated guess, as he mentioned he had to work overnight which probably meant a double shift or similar.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Still, he has wife, daughter and dog, so...

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

10-hour shifts are very common in the US. Working 50 hours a week is fairly common, though sometimes people work four 10-hour days instead of the usual five 8-hour days that people know as a "9 to 5 job."

I was recently looking at a job listing where they were hiring for 2 shifts of the same role. The first was 50 hours a week working 10-hour days from 7am to 5pm, and the second shift worked 42 hour weeks with four 9-hour days where you worked from 3pm to midnight and then a shortened 6 hour day on Fridays. These kinds of schedules are the norm in manufacturing and logistics jobs, and in my experience, the higher your salary and the more senior your role, the fewer hours you're expected to work. And you might even get benefits like vacation time and sick days/pay!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I choose to work ten hour shifts so I don't have to work Fridays! It's not always a bad thing.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 3 months ago

Bro I've been working 12 hour shifts basically my whole career

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Where are 10 hour shifts not a thing? Has there been some wierd place where shifts have gotten shorter dispite people being unable to afford anything?

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Regularly? Not here. There may be workarounds for exceptional circumstances.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Europe, USA, probably elsewhere too.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This guy needs the futuristic protection I saw in some crime documentation.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.

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