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- download every episode of Winnie the Poo
- navigate to Tienanmen Square daily
- record yourself feeding sparrows every morning
You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
It's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.
Make sure to not have anything google-related installed. Google is CIA
Definitely don't use twitter of Facebook as well. The firm that manages authentication for Twitter is Israeli intelligence
On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020
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