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[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] Satan@hilariouschaos.com 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

I feel like I'm back on Reddit lol.

Character accounts making in character, dark humored jokes on an atheism meme sub.

2010 what a time to be alive

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are you aware your maggoty cum fart posts on here as well?

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 4 points 6 months ago

Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Lord, we lift up your name, with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God; hosanna in the highest.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck off, jesus

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I agree, so stop doing it!

[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, they got a photo from Mother Theresa's facility? ;)

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Suffering is a virtue, therefore it’s virtuous to make children suffer.

What a saint that woman was.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.

[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's amazing how many people don't know the details here...

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In those moments when it seems likely that Christian God very much exists, and is a vengeful and micromanaging hide-and-seek champion Who allows children to have cancer, and with Whom I’d be in a clearly abusive relationship, He, too, appears to be a sadistic con artist of the nepobaby, MLM-upline variety.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If he truly existed and were evil, the world would be even worse than it is. Regular old human cruelty and greed, along with random chance, is more than enough to explain how it is.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gnostics did some pretty crazy jumps to deal with the problem of evil. They eventually decided that the old testament God was actually the devil that Jesus was trying to save them from. A creator God that trapped souls in the hell scape of reality.

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've often joked that Jesus didn't redeem humans in the eyes of God, he redeemed the Hebrew god in the eyes of western culture.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry the opportunity to deploy.this joke occurs "often"?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If you have it there constantly ready to go, you’d be surprised how often you can weave it into a conversation.

If you grew up as an edgy church kid you got a lot of opportunities, I'm sure.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"God never gives you more than you can handle."

I know people who have been driven batsh*t insane by what God has given them.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure every single person who has ever died was given more than they could handle.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever someone tries to proselytise you, just tell them why would a benevolent god test you by killing your family member who hasn't done anything wrong? A friend of mine, whose father passed away from cancer when my friend was nine years old, said this to a Mormon missionary. And the missionary was stumped to this questioning.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Really? No "mysterious ways"?

[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

…because I love them.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This fits in with what happens in the Bible.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Poe’s law says this meme shows up on an fb pro life group.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com, do you want to weigh in on this?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember that satan did not make hell.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.

No, but he made it cool.