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[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

[-] freecandy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What is this quoted from lol

[-] toynbee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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[-] wasdabc@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Man, this would be a cool TV show. They just need some ninja suits and learn some martial arts.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Yes and give them names of Italian renaissance artists for no reason.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Samurai: Man I friggin hate turtles. Off to the sewer I go.

[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

To be fair, their sewer home was pretty cozy and well furnished.

Only because we can't smell a TV show.

[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The million dollar idea! Smell-o-sense TV! I still stand by the my statement that the Ninja Turtle's home looked cozy, I can't speak to the aroma. Depending on the iteration of the turtles, sometimes it's more of an abandoned subway station and not a raw sewage system.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Didn’t a show at one point do ‘smell-o-vision’? I can’t recall who though.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And because of the TV rule that every protagonist home must be unrealistically spacious and well-appointed compared to their stated income bracket and other factors. Unless the protagonist is canonically rich af, then they just play it straight.

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

i’d take that deal

[-] Batman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Only if I get to be angsty and practice ninjitsu

[-] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Turtle 1: naw I wanna eat some rat Turtle 2: same here Turtle 3: where’s my knife Turtle 4: got the grill going. Let’s fucken EAT

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They’re so cute 🥹 I would def watch the live-action remake.

[-] Landmammals@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] AbsolutelyNotCats 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.

You're not correct either.

[-] Landmammals@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I stand corrected. Thanks, I learned something today!

[-] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 1 year ago

I like the "splinter was a human" versions better. Despite everything absurd in TMNT, it's how easily he just learns ninjitsu that seems impossible to me. In one version he learns it from a single book in the sewers!

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