[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Yup, I gave up my 70 hour work weeks. My 50 hour weeks grew my salary and position, then my 60 hour weeks put me in charge of massive projects, which drove me to 70 hours during a couple ERP implementations. I took a paycut overall, but now I work 40 hours.

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

For a meager $18000/year with copays and premiums. Murica!

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“I bought you flours.”

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Might I offer you an “And so it goes…” in these trying times?

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

“This shirt is dry clean only. That means it’s dirty!” - Mitch Hedberg

[-] KeyserSoze61@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Damn felinnials!

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