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[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 18 points 1 week ago

Seems very American. If you ask a German you be prepared to not get Smalltalk.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

This isnt small talk, this is a survival mechanism to figure if the person will enact violence on you or not. Optimally you want the response to be empty words, grunting, or being told to fuck off.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Optimally you want the response to be empty words, grunting, or being told to fuck off.

US/DE/both, did you mean?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I was referring to US culture. The most exposure to Deutsche culture is through part of my family culture and that ancestor left back when the HRE was still in living memory and not even old living memory.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

A friend of mine, married to a European, said that I should have been born in Europe, not the US, due to my hatred of small talk.

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[-] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Sounds amazing. I should move to Germany for a while.

[-] match@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago

Wh... what's y'alls base suicidality level

it's not bad

[-] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Fair to middlin'

[-] Fish@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

"I'm okay"? "I'm not too bad" would mean that you're near the base suicidality level

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[-] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where does "Good enough" fit on the scale? Asking for a friend...

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Good enough= My day is shit, My week is shit, My life has been shit, but it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.

[-] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

It's the suffix that hits hardest:

... it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.

~at least that's what my friend that I'm asking for definitely said~

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[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 points 1 week ago

‘Nother day, ‘nother dollar…

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I prefer:
Nother day, nother dime, nother shit on company time.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime,

That was a poem,

For a simpler time.

Now the boss makes a hundred,

And the workers a cent,

While he has employees,

Who can't pay their rent.

Why wait till the boss makes a million,

And the workers make jack?

It's high time we riot,

And take our world back.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

The traffic light simply would not turn green
So the people stopped to wait
As the traffic rolled and the wind blew cold
And the hour grew dark and late

Zoom-varoom, trucks, trailers,
Bikes and limousines,
Clatterin’ by — me oh my!
Won’t that light turn green?

But the days turned weeks, and the weeks turned months
And there on the corner they stood,
Twiddlin’ their thumbs till the changin’ comes
The way good people should.

And if you walk by that corner now,
You may think it’s rather strange
To see them there as they hopefully gaze
With the very same smile on their very same face
As they patiently stand in the very same place
And wait for the light to change.

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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

DefCon Stages:
5 - "I'm here, ain't I?"
4 - "ain't dead yet."
3 - "it is what it is"
2 - "I'm not gonna lie to you"
1 - "...don't worry about it"

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Her horrors persist, and so do I.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

Don't forget "too blessed to be depressed"= I think God will be angry with me if I admit life (read: murica) isn't perfect

[-] oce@jlai.lu 10 points 1 week ago

What annoys me with this culture is when they expect foreigners to use the same exhuberant language and they think something is wrong with you if you don't.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

British -

"Alright?"

"Alright?"

French -

"Çava?"

"Çava. Çava?"

Way simpler

[-] redprog@feddit.de 10 points 1 week ago

I'm German and for me, "can't complain" means I have nothing to complain, I'm fine, nothing special

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[-] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"On the right side of the dirt."

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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

!2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

It’s been a rough week at work, and being in an environment where we are all on call and numerous people are subbing for others who are having life get in the way, a lot of people are working late and taking weekend shifts that they would have otherwise had off.

One of my college friends works with me, and I know his responses to these questions pretty well, and boy howdy have I seen him go through all of these responses in order as things got worse and worse while the director pops in and out of call to check on us and get updates on the situation.

Considering we would have had the weekend off and both of us stayed very late, things are going pretty OK, all things considered. Can’t complain too much if I’m still truckin’

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

if you're a nerd and want to remain mysterious about your status like the OP, just say " red 5 standing by."

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's more of a "I just lost my starboard engine. Get set up for your attack run."

whenever I hear living the dream I hear it like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwUvEsWwWt0

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