"Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"
You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off.
Let's put a smile on that face.
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
"Show me the money!"
She doesn't even go here!
You go, Glen Coco!
Get to the Choppah
Cool. Cool cool cool.
"On va manger des chips !"
Why male models?
Just some household chemicals in the proper proportions...
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
"But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
"It's Morbin time!"
"What hump?"
Almost had me?
You almost had me?! You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!
Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I love how I can instantly know all these quotes.
"Get away from her you BITCH"
Another classic everyone here should know.
Better yet " FUCKING A man"
I feel the need....
Ass to ass!
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
"Whatever the heck I want, gosh!"
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No! Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."
"I can't believe you came on my mom."
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"'Sweet,' what's mine say?"
This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
Frankly dear Scarlet, I don’t give a damn.
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
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