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“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers
(arstechnica.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Isn't the point of self-lacing shoes that they shouldn't require manual user input at all? What is the app for then?
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That’s what my shoes were missing: spyware!
Oh god! The Chinese know how tight my shoes are? They could overthrow the entire globe with such devastating info!
It’s adorable you think “shoelace tightness” is all that app has awareness of.
I don't know why my first thought from this was Ruth Gator Binsburg. Now I just want something like a shitty_watercolor of that.