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[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 61 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"But but..... what about shareholder value?"

  • East India Company, United Fruit, and plenty others.
[-] fah_Q@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 days ago

And God said go forth and multiply profits for the pharaohs, priests and tax collectors.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Sounds like something The Profits would say.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

shudder

I just imagined Kai Winn as middle management and... yikes.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

And kill the firstborn (who are my children, whom I love) of every tribe member (who are my children, whom I love) because the tribe's leaders (who are my children, whom I love) were big meanies to my chosen children (whom I love the mostest)!

[-] fah_Q@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

What value did your children provide to the profits? Let he who provides nothing to the shareholders die without healthcare. So let it be written so let it be done.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 4 points 5 days ago

"But but… what if some of them are terrorists?"

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