I hate that about disability assessments run by those Capita bastards. The whole "well you got here okay so you can't struggle with mobility".

No you fucking arsewomble, it's just threatening the means to purchase the basics and essentials is worth the physical agony it causes going to your human zoo and jumping through your arbitrary hoops, you daft walking talking fannyflap.

I hate making it personal but I can't see how anyone would voluntarily stick at a job like that.