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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 1 points 1 year ago

Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he's such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won't even touch 'em.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to