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The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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I see Google's deal with Reddit is going just great...

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimer

eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he's such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won't even touch 'em.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to