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xkcd #2948: Electric vs Gas
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It's true. But a v-twin motorcycle like a Ducati or Moto Guzzi ignites your balls like no electric motor can.
I have been looking for new exciting and safe ways to ignite my balls
I mean, I wouldn't call riding a motorcycle "safe".
I'm not even arguing against them, it just feels like calling it "safe" makes it easy to dismiss all the safety precautions you should take and safety gear you should use whenever you do ride one.
I said "ignite your balls", it's got nothing to do with safety.