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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Also, the ER probably wouldn't need to resort to cutting a cock ring in the first place. It has no bones, just get some ice packs on it or worst case scenario do a controlled bleed on the distal portion.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You know that whole "erection lasting longer than four hours" bit?

Yeah thats how they fix it.

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well consider me afraid and unaroused

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excellent, then we don't need the controlled bleed.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It should never be done casually, I'd let a professional physician handle it if I were you.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They use scalpels, which are basically the same thing.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

There are few problems in the world that a good dremel can't fix

This might be one of them though

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's certainly preferred to "uncontrolled"

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

True, a titanium ring has no bones. But won't ice just shrink the ring. 😉